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The trip to Dallas was really pleasant – my companions had given me the window seat and the flight was at a height whereby I could see the landscape unrolling beneath the wings. Also it was a relatively short flight, about 2 and half hours, so fairly quick too. Incidentally there’s a whole lot of difference doing an internal flight to taking an international one. Security is nothing like so stringent. On an international flight in and out of Orlando, you have to confirm that your bags were touched only by you, no-one has asked you to carry anything ,etc, etc, even before you check in. Then you have to go thorough the normal security checks with shoes off, hand baggage in the tray via the x-ray machine and so on.
Our internal flight boarding passes were obtained by computer check in and the boarding pass and my driving licence was all that was checked by an immigration officer as we walked through to the security check.
We still had to place our shoes and hand baggage in the tray for the x-ray, and we still had to walk through the electronic search arch, but our bags were checked in with the most cursory of glances, and if we had been taking a carry on bag only, we would not even have had to check in .
The reason for pointing all this out is that the flight back from Dallas was uncomfortable to say the least. This time I gave the window seat to my friend, and I jokingly mentioned to her that it would be just my luck to be placed by a overly large man with garlic breath and body odour ( Yes, I speak from experience as a single traveller).
Eventually after much chaos , everyone was boarded and just as I was thinking that my luck had changed and the third seat was going to be unoccupied, along comes a passenger to take the seat next to mine.
Luckily I had put the arm rest down between my seat and the vacant one! I’m sure that without that barrier I would have been totally squashed like a bug. What was worse, this was a very large woman in a muslim veil and burkha. The arm rest disappeared beneath the body and my arm sort of ended up swaddled beneath all this ( let’s be polite ) clothing.
This woman could have had two kids and a dog tucked up underneath her outfit and no one would have been any the wiser. Or she could have been carrying something really dangerous for all we knew. Even the stewardesses didn’t ask her to put her seat belt on - so for the entire flight she was wedged on top of my armrest and into the seat next to me , and jutting out into the aisle. Now it’s not so much the size that bothered me as it was the fact that not one member of air staff asked her to put on her seat belt ( mostly because she wouldn’t have been able to find it, much less get it around her); and the worry that she could have been a feminine looking male carrying a bomb underneath all that clothing.
Who would have known? Who could tell? I certainly couldn’t!
I was delighted that the flight was short and uneventful except for our arrival, when we all had to wait till she had unwedged her body from the seat and the armrest, before we could leave our seats. Good job there was no emergency – couldn’t have got out even if I had wanted to!!!




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